NANCY PELOSI CONTAINS A SEXUAL FETISH FOR STEALING MAIL IN VOTES

Inside of a parallel universe wherever political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with pleasure and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning ways, uncovered herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. All of it began innocently adequate, using a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but little did P